We Have Winners.. Tink & Jenn!

Thanks to all for sending in such great captions for this image. The first place caption was sent in by the witty and clever Tink of Pickled Beef...

Missing: The Pillsbury Dough Boy. Last seen in the company of two Betty Crocker employees. Foul play suspected.

With just one vote short of a tie, we have the talented and amusing Jenn @ Juggling Life. Her second place caption was:

What, me pay for the taxi? I don't have any dough.

Congrats to you two and to everyone for sending in such great captions. All others are posted with authors' names below. Thanks all for participating.

All's fare in love and warm. ~ David McMahon

AND I'll tell you this. IF another Freekin kid sticks his finger at me I'll tell him where to shove it! ~ G-Man

Cab rankle. ~ David McMahon

C'mon gals, I know where we can get some really awesome cinammon buns!! ~ The Bag Lady

Darn foreign taxi drivers just don't respect us white folk! ~ Stace

Did you just get off your high horse to hail a cab? ~ David McMahon

D'oh! Boy I have a really hard time with these things. ~ Crabby McSlacker

Ew. He's all puckery like he's been in the bath too long. ~ Mama Drama Jenny, the Blogess

He's coming with me....No, with me! ~ Reb

His drunken morning exit from a seedy hotel revealed, Poppin' Fresh wondered if it was his hat that gave him away. ~ A. Beaverhousen

Hold me back, the Michelin Man is in there, and he's HOT! ~ The Bag Lady

I'm never gonna fit in that trunk... my yeast might rise! ~ Ex-Shammickite

Lady: How come you don't giggle when I poke your bellybutton?
Doughboy: That's not my bellybutton. Heh. ~ Jo

Marcy and Darcy were just trying to decide what to do for lunch when... ~ Tink

Next on Inside Edition: Pillsbury Dough Boy so drunk, he needs help to his cab! What happens when good dough goes bad. ~ Tink

Oi, chef, cook something in the back seat, will ya! ~ David Mcmahon

Quit peeing on cars this instant or it's back to the oven with you! ~ Frank Baron

{slurring} "I said I don't need a cab! I'm fine. I'm the F8(king pulls pulls, piss, pissberry douh MAN!" ~ G-Man

Sorry sir, you're trunk and disorderly. ~ David McMahon

Step away from the cab, we need to walk off some dough, boy! ~ Reb

The Dough-Boy, being led from the Court House with his wife (right) and their adopted daughter, seemed pleased with the outcome from the assault trial. He was later quoted as saying "You just can't going around punching dough anywhere you please". ~ Reb

The Pillsbury Dough Boy was spotted today trying to catch a cab with the before and after models from the new ad campaign..."Fattening up America one delicious cinnamon roll at a time." ~ Margarita