Missing: The Pillsbury Dough Boy. Last seen in the company of two Betty Crocker employees. Foul play suspected.What, me pay for the taxi? I don't have any dough.
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All's fare in love and warm. ~ David McMahon
AND I'll tell you this. IF another Freekin kid sticks his finger at me I'll tell him where to shove it! ~ G-Man
Cab rankle. ~ David McMahon
C'mon gals, I know where we can get some really awesome cinammon buns!! ~ The Bag Lady
Darn foreign taxi drivers just don't respect us white folk! ~ Stace
Did you just get off your high horse to hail a cab? ~ David McMahon
D'oh! Boy I have a really hard time with these things. ~ Crabby McSlacker
Ew. He's all puckery like he's been in the bath too long. ~ Mama Drama Jenny, the Blogess
He's coming with me....No, with me! ~ Reb
His drunken morning exit from a seedy hotel revealed, Poppin' Fresh wondered if it was his hat that gave him away. ~ A. Beaverhousen
Hold me back, the Michelin Man is in there, and he's HOT! ~ The Bag Lady
I'm never gonna fit in that trunk... my yeast might rise! ~ Ex-Shammickite
Lady: How come you don't giggle when I poke your bellybutton?
Doughboy: That's not my bellybutton. Heh. ~ Jo
Marcy and Darcy were just trying to decide what to do for lunch when... ~ Tink
Next on Inside Edition: Pillsbury Dough Boy so drunk, he needs help to his cab! What happens when good dough goes bad. ~ Tink
Oi, chef, cook something in the back seat, will ya! ~ David Mcmahon
Quit peeing on cars this instant or it's back to the oven with you! ~ Frank Baron
{slurring} "I said I don't need a cab! I'm fine. I'm the F8(king pulls pulls, piss, pissberry douh MAN!" ~ G-Man
Sorry sir, you're trunk and disorderly. ~ David McMahon
Step away from the cab, we need to walk off some dough, boy! ~ Reb
The Dough-Boy, being led from the Court House with his wife (right) and their adopted daughter, seemed pleased with the outcome from the assault trial. He was later quoted as saying "You just can't going around punching dough anywhere you please". ~ Reb
The Pillsbury Dough Boy was spotted today trying to catch a cab with the before and after models from the new ad campaign..."Fattening up America one delicious cinnamon roll at a time." ~ Margarita
AND I'll tell you this. IF another Freekin kid sticks his finger at me I'll tell him where to shove it! ~ G-Man
Cab rankle. ~ David McMahon
C'mon gals, I know where we can get some really awesome cinammon buns!! ~ The Bag Lady
Darn foreign taxi drivers just don't respect us white folk! ~ Stace
Did you just get off your high horse to hail a cab? ~ David McMahon
D'oh! Boy I have a really hard time with these things. ~ Crabby McSlacker
Ew. He's all puckery like he's been in the bath too long. ~ Mama Drama Jenny, the Blogess
He's coming with me....No, with me! ~ Reb
His drunken morning exit from a seedy hotel revealed, Poppin' Fresh wondered if it was his hat that gave him away. ~ A. Beaverhousen
Hold me back, the Michelin Man is in there, and he's HOT! ~ The Bag Lady
I'm never gonna fit in that trunk... my yeast might rise! ~ Ex-Shammickite
Lady: How come you don't giggle when I poke your bellybutton?
Doughboy: That's not my bellybutton. Heh. ~ Jo
Marcy and Darcy were just trying to decide what to do for lunch when... ~ Tink
Next on Inside Edition: Pillsbury Dough Boy so drunk, he needs help to his cab! What happens when good dough goes bad. ~ Tink
Oi, chef, cook something in the back seat, will ya! ~ David Mcmahon
Quit peeing on cars this instant or it's back to the oven with you! ~ Frank Baron
{slurring} "I said I don't need a cab! I'm fine. I'm the F8(king pulls pulls, piss, pissberry douh MAN!" ~ G-Man
Sorry sir, you're trunk and disorderly. ~ David McMahon
Step away from the cab, we need to walk off some dough, boy! ~ Reb
The Dough-Boy, being led from the Court House with his wife (right) and their adopted daughter, seemed pleased with the outcome from the assault trial. He was later quoted as saying "You just can't going around punching dough anywhere you please". ~ Reb
The Pillsbury Dough Boy was spotted today trying to catch a cab with the before and after models from the new ad campaign..."Fattening up America one delicious cinnamon roll at a time." ~ Margarita
