There are eight nights of Hanukkah and below are eight of the many reasons why it's fun to celebrate it, and not be envious of the 12 days of Christmas (inspired/reworked from numerous sites around the worldwide web).
1) You won't find a big, fat guy in a jolly red suit stuck in your chimney.
1) You won't find a big, fat guy in a jolly red suit stuck in your chimney.
2) It's much easier to clean wax from your menorah than it is to vacuum pine needles.
3) Potato latkes vs. fruitcake? No contest (sorry Suldog).
4) Your kids aren't heartbroken to learn that the aforementioned guy in the red suit doesn't exist.
5) Your menorah won't elicit complaints from your neighbours for keeping them awake.
6) No reindeer poop to shovel from your roof.
7) Nobody will send you a video of dogs barking "The Dreidel Song."
8) With your Jewish relatives, there's no such thing as a silent night.
8) With your Jewish relatives, there's no such thing as a silent night.
