Happy Kwanzachristmakah Everyone!
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
~ Larry Wilde
You know you're getting older when Santa starts looking younger. ~ Robert Paul
It looks like Santa Paws was here.
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
~ W.C. Fields
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
~ Bernard Manning
Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music. ~ Tom Sims
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
~ Stephen Wright
The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
~ Joan Rivers
Wishing you all the very best of the holiday season however you may celebrate it.