And the Winners are..

The image for which these captions were written can be found in the previous post.

Crabby!!!

Crabby McSlacker of Cranky Fitness ran away with the votes. Sideways of course - in true crab style. Her brilliant winning caption was:

"Abracadabra--Just Love That Viagra!"

Tied for 2nd place was my neighbour Al who was keeping up (cough) with the Viagra theme. His clever second place caption was:

"Viagra works great! See....no hands!!"

Stace, my trivia bud in Australia floated by from her blog Funny Old World, to tie for second place with the amusing:

"Dammit, every time I levitate some old guy gets in the way!"

All other captions appear below along with their clever authors.

Beach blanket bingo, without the beach blanket.
~ Carmi who is a new name to my blog.. so welcome!. He has a very interesting photo-journalism blog called Written Inc.


Now Margie, I don't know how we got here either, and I have NO idea how this woman came to be floating here either. I gotta think it has something to do with aliens, since I am wearing a tux on a beach somewhere... But to heck with the much. Quick! Take a picture of me like... this... and we can say I levitating her! Hee hee hee... they will NEVER get over this one down at the diner.
~Me/Wayne who has some wonderful photography that I plan to explore over at his two blogs. I hope you'll stop by again.


Don't piss me off, bitch, or you really WILL be sleeping with the fishes!
~The Bag Lady who has recently joined the blogosphere with her new ranch story site Bag Lady's Blather.


Women are so gullible, they easily fall for men young or old, Men have this kind of magic, that's why there is love and pain...
~LORD MANILA STONE who has several blogs listed on his profile. Thanks for stopping by and playing.


Pray I don't die before I let you down.
~Carmi


Shit, I can't remember what I'm supposed to do next -- just keep smiling, I guess...
~The Bag Lady


HeHeHe, look where my hands are gonna be! HeHeHe.
~Reb who happens to be The Bag Lady's sister and runs her own blog called Sibu Pegasus Power. No sibling rivalry between them. Not much anyway.


Yes, dear, we'll do something about that backache, too.
~Carmi


Abbraca..no, wait...Kalama...uh" The Senile Illusionist...
~The Bag Lady


What do you mean the tide's coming in?
~Carmi


Lunch?
~The Bag Lady


Oh For God's Sake, Get on with it, already, you old fart! I'm getting a crick in my neck.
~The Bag Lady


Sick and tired of your old personality? Get another!!! No room for storage? Now comes in Anti- Gravity variety! Brought to you by the Perpendicular Society of Pianists.
~Andrew who signed in anonymously but whom I suspect is another trivia bud. Care to confirm?


You know, there ARE easier ways to get the attention of those canasta-playing widows over by the pier.
~Carmi


This is what happens when Baywatch lifeguards become old and senile.
~Carmi


The magic of her hands explains his smile.
~Frank Baron who talked me into starting this blog - so just blame him over at Remaindered Random Musings.


Oh, I wish this old geezer would just hurry up, my neck is getting sore!
~Reb


Now what?
~gawalli who has an always-interesting website called Back in the Day.


Do I look Photoshopped to you?
~Carmi


Look! No hands!
~Pavel who has a fun and versatile blog called Probably Pavel.


Thank you to all who participated, either by sending in such clever captions or by voting, or both.